Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Lion_El_Jonson, Jan 2, 2016.
I only know how to make Khorne Flakes.
I'm at work on my boss's laptop...he's on break so I gotta be quick. I want all of you to start picking the banana's from the tree. You each get one banana to keep.
Also Tom. When I return, I will have good news to speak to you about.
Fuck customer. Better deal with this cunt.
I see what you danked there.
-a few bananas*
*Eats the bananas from Tom's hand, but, unintentionally, bit his hand off in the process.*
Dear god, what have you done.
*Speaks while chewing mashed 'nanas and chucks of Tom's metal arm* Knight of Praetoria, I have returned to my father's land to reclaim what was right fully mine. The Jonson dynasty will be restored, and all shall tremble before me!!!
*Swallows the last of what was in the mouth* Right... Imma go see my little swan, Alajos now.
I accept that I will die for the Emperor now, and my gear will be passed on to my comrades. *Shoots self*
*Clasps hands over his eyes to stem the flowing tide of tears*
Emperor Damn it, why did it have to be him, his life was so full of purpose, he was destined to die fighting for the Emperor, why has he been robbed of his great destiny, why?!