Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Lion_El_Jonson, Jan 2, 2016.
@E-50_Panzer Wait, did you say we're on...... Terra?
Oh wait, it was the Lion who said that.
*Puts on concealing Preacher robes and heads towards the Imperial Palace*
I need to get to New Jersey.
*At the gates of the Imperial Palace, the robed figure is confronted by two Custodes*
Custodes: Identify yourself.
Azunar (Disguised): Please, divine guardians of the God-Emperor. I am but a simple Preacher who has journeyed across the stars to gaze upon the Emperor's glory. All my life, I've preached the Eclesiarchial faith, waiting for a chance to look my God-Emperor in the eyes and behold Him in his eternal glory.
*The Custodes glance at one another*
Custodes: We need identification, sir.
Azunar (Disguised): Of course.
*Azunar pulls out a data-pad, reading: Corpheus Amadeus, Preacher of the Eclesiarchy, native to Ophelia VII*
Custodes: *Nods* Enter.
*The robed figure enters the Palace and begins to head towards the Sanctum Imperialis, under Custodes guard*
Weren't we on an isolated landmass???
(1 word: Plain/Transport)
*The robed figure continues his approach on Eternity Gate*
*As he walked, the robed figure looked over the ten thousand Custodes gathered and the two Titans standing guard. If he was to complete his mission, he would need to move quickly*
*Meanwhile at the farm yours truly is gathering meme-unition for a war*