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The El'Jonson Farm

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Lion_El_Jonson, Jan 2, 2016.

  1. Ascendant Azathoth Well-Known Member

  2. E-50_Panzer E-50_Panzer Well-Known Member

  3. Ascendant Azathoth Well-Known Member

    Oh wait, it was the Lion who said that.


    *Puts on concealing Preacher robes and heads towards the Imperial Palace*
  4. E-50_Panzer E-50_Panzer Well-Known Member

    I need to get to New Jersey.
  5. Ascendant Azathoth Well-Known Member

    *At the gates of the Imperial Palace, the robed figure is confronted by two Custodes*

    Custodes: Identify yourself.

    Azunar (Disguised): Please, divine guardians of the God-Emperor. I am but a simple Preacher who has journeyed across the stars to gaze upon the Emperor's glory. All my life, I've preached the Eclesiarchial faith, waiting for a chance to look my God-Emperor in the eyes and behold Him in his eternal glory.

    *The Custodes glance at one another*

    Custodes: We need identification, sir.

    Azunar (Disguised): Of course.

    *Azunar pulls out a data-pad, reading: Corpheus Amadeus, Preacher of the Eclesiarchy, native to Ophelia VII*

    Custodes: *Nods* Enter.

    *The robed figure enters the Palace and begins to head towards the Sanctum Imperialis, under Custodes guard*
  6. E-50_Panzer E-50_Panzer Well-Known Member

    Weren't we on an isolated landmass???
  7. Ascendant Azathoth Well-Known Member

    (1 word: Plain/Transport)

    *The robed figure continues his approach on Eternity Gate*
  8. E-50_Panzer E-50_Panzer Well-Known Member


    *Evil laugh*
  9. Ascendant Azathoth Well-Known Member

    *As he walked, the robed figure looked over the ten thousand Custodes gathered and the two Titans standing guard. If he was to complete his mission, he would need to move quickly*
  10. E-50_Panzer E-50_Panzer Well-Known Member

    *Meanwhile at the farm yours truly is gathering meme-unition for a war*

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