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The Coming Night Interest/OOC Thread

Discussion in 'Role Playing' started by matt23, Jul 31, 2016.

  1. Jorimel Jorimel Well-Known Member

    So far as I'm aware, he is :) Matt would tell us if he weren't going to continue, I'm sure. In the meantime ... I can't really provide Lurielle style innuendo, so here are some lightbulb jokes.

    How many members of the Cult Mechanicum does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Only one, if they have the correct mechadendrites.

    How many members of the Ordo Hereticus does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Change?! Change is heresy!

    How many members of the Ordo Malleus does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None - bringing the light of the Emperor to the vile daemon is enough!

    How many members of the Ordo Xenos does it take to change a lightbulb?
    I know not what this 'lightbulb' is that you speak of. The blessed lumen globe provides light for all of sufficient faith.

    I figure that those are so bad, coming up with better ones should at least pass some time :D
  2. Fox Vulpas Well-Known Member

    hmmmmm, somewhere out in the universe, there are twins of Felana, but not all of them aligned to chaos,

    Oddly enough I had a weird dream with a marine possead by suit of daemonic emperors children armor and a possible Nora and or clone getting bound together in Bloodletter skin similar to Fulgrims power blade handle except now on a person.

    hmmm Jests aye?

    I know a good old dreadnought that knows horrible jokes

    What did Fulgrim say to Ferrus while dueling?

    "Heads Up"

    How many Vulcan's does it take to escape from the center of a Konrad curze ship?

    "Trick question it takes only one hammered Konrad for a Vulcan to escape."

    What did Sanguinnes's say when Guilliman asked him where Lion el Johnson is?

    "Oh Hes Just Lion around."
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  3. Jorimel Jorimel Well-Known Member

    I think your Dreadnought might need to be re-blessed after those ... :D
  4. Jorimel Jorimel Well-Known Member

    How many Thousand Sons does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Stopping them changing it is the problem o_O

    How many Tau does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None of course, the lightbulb joined the Greater Good of its own free will!

    How many Night Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None. Night Lords prefer the darkness.
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  5. Kaptin Primorkagorka DaKaptin Well-Known Member

    Oi! Wotz all dis den?
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  6. Was a pretty good rp, now it appears to be a place for lame jokes.
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  7. Jorimel Jorimel Well-Known Member

    What's actually happening is that our GM is hospitalised following a car crash. In an attempt to have something going on other than "Where's our GM? Is he back yet?" in the thread, I told some dumb jokes. I think our GM has enough on his plate getting better so I am prepared to wait for the good thing that is the roleplaying thread.
  8. Imperius matt23 Curator

    Well I think this is the part where I have to try and be realistic for some time since there are expectations that I keep falling short of. The enthusiasm caused by pain killers does not help with the writing process, and in fact actually detract from it in all likelihood. So, for now at least, to keep from letting people down on a consistent basis, I shall put a hold on this until I am not clouding my mind with heavy amounts of pain killers. Have no fear though, for this is not the end of this, just me having to come to the realization that my injuries are no currently allowing me to contribute in the manor I should as a GM or player.

    Tagging @DeranVendar @Colapse @Jorimel because I am in your RPs. I understand, as GMs, that botting a character for a player that isn't really around can be bothersome, so feel free to do as you see fit. However, if they are still alive once I am recovered lol, I would love to rejoin and be a contributing member of your RPs once more.
  9. Jorimel Jorimel Well-Known Member

    @matt23 thanks for letting us know! Your health has to come first. I'll be here when you get back to posting.

    As for my game you will certainly be welcome back to play once you are fit to :)
  10. DeranVendar DeranVendar Subordinate

    Do whatcha need mate, I'll side line Arnok somewhere cozy for the upcoming mission! As always, feel better and best wishes to you and yours.

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