Banned for not having an entirely original sense of humour. Chicks dig original senses of humour.

Banned for attracting too many female... because of my piston action...
(Females dig the whole dreadnought deal)

Banned because that armour will forever protect your virginity.

Banned because no one said that they were doing the penetrating

Banned for quoting me when I was the only one that posted.

Banned for editing your post in an attempt to make me look stupid.

Banned for not realizing it was a quote

Banned because quoting makes it easier to get a reply quicker.

Banned because it's not proven

Banned because I sound like Darth Vader...

Banned because Vader is a psyker