Banned for G-Naziism on a forum

Banned for not using a full stop at the end of your sentence.

Banned for being blue while wearing white trackeys and a white hat.

Banned for making me stay up and read your smurfism related hilarities when I really REALLY need some sleep.

Banned for not knowing what coffee is used for.

Banned for being a brony.

Banned for insulting me by categorising me with such disgusting things

Banned for inadvertently attracting the Corruption.

Alternatively: banned for not posting fast enough.

Banned because it's impossible to have someone who is both 'Crazy' and 'Canadian'.

Banned for being one of many posters who posted before I got a chance to protest (and ban) JC for his outlandish claims about my coffee knowledge and use thereof.

So.

Banned.