Banned for insinuating being more clever than an ork Is too clever.

Bant fer nawt realizin bein moh clevah dan an ork IZ too clevah for a dusty 'umerless corpse wotz gotz no decent cookiez.

Banned for not realizing that as a member if noble Solemnace I have already taken all the galaxies good cookies to be preserved in our meseum

Bant fer bein part of a dusty old ship museum crew an spellin it rong, in front of an ORK no less!

Banned for not knowing Solemnace is spelled Solemnace

Bant fer nawt knowin meseum iz spelt museum.

Meseum is when an ork seez sum git and sez meseum.

Banned for pointing out errors I didn't notice

Ba.. WOT?!

Wellz ... BANT FER BEIN A SODDIN GIT!

Banned for hurting my sensitive theoretical and probably nonexistent feelings

Banned fer bein' a newcron.