banned for walking off

Banned because nothing relating to Schrödinger's cat ever makes sense.

banned because i dont know how to do the weird O on my keyboard

Banned for dat O is a Nordic punctuation, and your failure displeases the mighty god of grammar.

banned for that*

you failed at being a grammar nazi

Banned for that dat twas on purpose. One cannot fail that did not try.

Banned because slang is acceptable within some of the looser, more practical circles of Grammar Nazism.

Banned for being late with a better ban.

Banned because I was fashionably late.

banned because its always better to be early than late