Banned because this is an anti-laughter establishment. You may only laugh if you are killing someone.

Banned because i can die laughing

Banned because verywell, you may start laughing now then.

-turns around to address the firing squad-
READY!.....AIM!......FIRE!......
How could you miss!?

Banned for now you must execute yourself due to failure to enforce the Emperors will and having an incompetent firing squad.

Banned because as commissar you asked questions before shooting one of them for better morale

Banned because i had a really cool war saying oh wait i do have it
War war is for the strong the strong fight for what they believe is right, the weak hide and scream from the fear and the warp, but as a renegade i get both sides of this strong that is why i follow neither

Banned because then you must be only be fighting for what you believe is right in between hiding in fear of all that opposes you.

No ban because that is true in this universe

banned for using a Monty Python reference

Banned for referencing a Monty Python reference as a justification for a ban.
You monster.