Surely the might of Chaos can answer a simple riddle. But to make sure that you understood I will ask again... What is black and blue and red all over? Come now warriors of Chaos surely your gods can tell you such a simple answer.
Well last time we didn't whine... We just you know... Did nothing but "please" ourselves then shit happens you know.... If you guys listen from our mistakes though but "Noo Eldar want to use us. The Eldar look out only for themselves" Chaos are bigger dicks than Eldrad... That is saying something =P
An Eldar Aspect Warrior that got a thorough beating and bled to death. It is physically impossible to be a bigger dick than Eldrad. Even Tzeentch himself isn't a bigger dick than Eldrad.
Ah, my apologies, I read black and white with red all over... Black and blue? There are numerous answers, though to ask those greater would be to cheat, no?
Fine then I will tell you. A Night Lord after I have had my fun with his now lifeless corpse. I will leave you to your petty comments now oh mighty warriors of Chaos and let my weapons do my talking for me on the field of battle.
h Oh come on. If we'd go for imaginary things I might aswell have guessed a blackish-blueish-reddish squiggoth.
Well the Night Lords aren't really Chaos warriors. They use Chaos as a fear tactic but despise those who fall to Chaos. Well most of the anyway.... So we need to have a debate over who is a bigger dick.... Elrad or every other dick in the Galaxy combined?
Shut it ork or I will show you what is black and blue and somewhat green as well as ... wait what color is your blood?? Oh well insert some ork blood color here...
