Background Image

Taunt The Eldar Today!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Zeimaster, Oct 19, 2013.

  1. So wait your telling me that you need a genetically enhanced Mon'Keigh to have a prayer against a common Eldar... Excuse me while I go and laugh so hard it will hurt. I mean really I understand how your people are so weak and fragile that you have to bred like rabbits so you can lose a few million a day to the galaxy and still have enough to continue what pathetic existence you have. But still at the end of the day without your enhanced warriors and your numbers you are nothing, not even worthy of note in the cosmos. However I do look forward to running in you all on the battlefield it will be rather fun to prove just how foolish you are and how easy it is to kill a mindless ape.
  2. DjemoSRB Djemo-SRB Preacher

    A slowclap for the pandas of the universe, few more decades and you will probably go the same way those bears will.

    And we thrive cause we breed whilst you sit in your webway crying all the time even when a single twigman falls over. We just recruit few million more to take the place of a single fallen. And even when excluding the augmented men you still fall over like little whimps to even guardsmen which push your face in with their inferior gear yet superior numbers.

    So sit in your little gates Eldar and fall further into insignificance.
    For all your talks of superiority you sure like to use the language of men when naming your warriors, im sure spiders, hawks and the like exist where you come from. The inferiority complex burns so much, id not be surprised you trim your ears next to be even more human.

    But dont worry if it at all comes to your extinction you are more than welcome to live in zoo exibits since you cling to apes so much. We will even drop those bananas you constantly post.
    Dreadnought Bannus likes this.
  3. Ok WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

    image.jpg

    I'm Mean Seriously , I've Hated The Eldar Ok

    But This Is To Much Hate For Them ,
  4. Ah, so you admit that not only is the intelligence (or a lack of thereof, to be more precise) of your kind very much like that of a viral infection - you also multiply like one.

    Again. Fascinating.
  5. DjemoSRB Djemo-SRB Preacher

    And the infection prevails in the end, how poetic. Something you find leagues inferior to yourself will come about your demise. We may be a virus but also a virus that will consume you, and no amount of crying about superiority could change that.

    Just a matter of time, we even have cages ready in the zoos. We will be even generous and share between our loyalist brothers so we both have a good show in our zoos.
    Dreadnought Bannus likes this.
  6. Man , What's Going Here Eldar And Nurgles Spawn
  7. You seem to be under the impression that killing us will do the trick.

    310px-Wraithlord_Art_large.jpg

    This should prove amusing.

    And I'd speak to you of Ynnead - but I'm sure you've conviently forgotten about It.
  8. image.jpg
    The Space Marines Will Enter The Fray
  9. DjemoSRB Djemo-SRB Preacher

    You solution is to become machines? Which in turn have no ways to reproduce? Well yes Eldar go ahead i hope you all turn into Wraithlords/Wraithguard. At least that way we will know there will be a finite end to the chance you ever expand even a single number in your ranks thus drowning your sad dream of reclaiming your precious empire.

    When you all die and become walking metal twigmen we will just have it easier, we will always know your numbers.
    Heck im sure the other races will be grateful too, your stupidity might not cause them to deal with Slaanesh 2.0 since machines can just rub their wraithboner to no avail since they derive no pleasure from it.

    So yeah thumbs up from us on that end!

  10. Fell Brethren , You Talk Too Much it's Is You Who Should Be Worried When You Die

    When A Chaos Being Dies , It Suffers The Wraths Of Its Own Species And Creator

    At Least The Eldar Are Smart Enough , When In Death They Can Still Serve There Craftworld
    Farseer Urist likes this.

Share This Page