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Taunt The Eldar Today!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Zeimaster, Oct 19, 2013.

  1. Rabilon Karukuz Subordinate

    Here chaos Mon-Kiegh. Would have given you a fresh one , but I heard this is more your thing.
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  2. It's SUCH a shame that not all warriors in this misbegotten galaxy are gene-wrought freaks of muscle and bone, isn't it?

    How your race ever managed to not starve to death with such clumsy hands and loud feet, even I do not know. And now you make due with the scraps that fall from the tables of your Dark Gods.

    "Fascinating, in a barbaric way.", as the Overlord of Commorragh put it.
  3. take one Adeptus Astartes with no armor and no weapons vs a Eldar with no weapon and no armor and what to you get?

    one dead stick bug :cool:
  4. Rabilon Karukuz Subordinate

    Take one Adeptus Astartes with no armor and no weapons vs an Eldar warlock with no weapon and no armor and what to you get? One fried Mon-Kiegh.
    But then again even with armor on it wouldn't be any different.
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  5. :mad: no powers just wits and strength
  6. ...Because Astartes are known for their intelligence.
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  7. I would say so because we do beat you more times then not on the battlefield, and you need your powers because with out it you are useless.
  8. Ossi 0SSIFRAGE Pioneer

    Now now, Urist; we both know that there are exceptions to the rule on each side ;}
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  9. DjemoSRB Djemo-SRB Preacher

    Yes there are... yes there are indeed.
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  10. Including but not limited to:

    -Actual tactics (THE CODEX SMURFSTARTES DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS ACTION)

    -Realising that screaming loudly and running at the enemy probably isn't the best possible idea

    -Having warriors who gain their powers through training - as opposed to pumping them full of steroids and sending them off to fight

    -Trying to minimise casualties (I know this concept must be strange for the Imperium, but try and keep up)

    -Using one's brains as opposed to one's blind faith on a rotting corpse

    -Not being clad in a giant armour and having mobility as opposed to being more akin to a walking statue (bird-poo included)

    -Realising that we can use those savages across the galaxy to fight our own battles so we don't have to spend the precious lifeblood of your people

    Poor ape. Atleast you tried. Here.

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    For your time wasted here as opposed to performing genocide for the sake of a dead Seer.
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