Eldar, Xeno panshees who do nothing but thinking of wierd riddels all day and believing they are the superior race in the universe. HA not with us, the superior Chaos space marines and Daemons around! Lets taunt our favourite cowards and make fun of them Eldar are so pathetic and weak most races cant see the difference between the men and women!
Well I never! *Walks away in disgust* Shouts back "Eldar are better than you and you can suck it! Like you do for She who Thirsts!"
An Eldar's gotta do what an Eldar's gotta do. If that means kicking your Warp Corrupted Arse back into the Eye of Terror so be it
Excactly! Hey! Hey Daemon! I hear your mother was so unsightly, not even She Who Thirsts could look upon her, without feeling great displeasure at beholding her most vile form! That'll show 'im.
I killed your kind once Urist i gladly do it agian. Also how did you get out of that Dark eldar basement?
What do you call an eldar who stands before the might of chaos? a corpse! ha ha ha What did the eldar say when I shoved my bolter in its mouth? Gak gak BOOM! ha ha ha How many farseers does it take to screw in a glow bulb? Eldar dont screw, they just get screwed by Slanesh! ha ha ha
I find these jokes offensive! I'm off to tell the Seer Council on you! You'll be sorry, yes you will!
