I'm thinking at least ten-fifteen level ups before we start counter invading alien planets

Yeah or maybe more irregardless most of you guys are fighting in the sewers at the moment so best to keep your head out of space and down on earth.

But how can we when we know ludicrous/cheesy aliens and Nazis are in our future!?

Because patience that's how! Plus I might add hints about the future here and there during longer posts.

Alternative timelines and retcons. We are superheroes so we will drown in alternative timelines, retcons and reboots of origins stories.

Plus utterly devaluing death because we just can't seem to stay dead/quadriplegic/happily married and retired.

Bloodbath suddenly becomes an alien from outer space instead of a failed genetics experiment

Serpent is actually a snake and slurs his S's stereotypically

The Warden is a police warden instead of a vigilante

Dark Phoenix is 22 instead of 18, she still goes to high school for some reason...

We may need a filler episode where Phoenix goes to school or to the beach with her besties. And absolutely no story progress will be made.

Let's make over 10 of those.
Looking at you, Avatar-cartoon.

You know you joke

But I wouldn't mind a filler arc at some point that's just dumb nonsensical fun

-Hellknight in High School
-Villains day out
-Bloodbath's past life (though that might be considered plot relevant...)
-Serpent accidentally running into his old girlfriend
-Sergeant Morph on vacation. The trio need to hold the fort. Shenanigans ensue.
-A day in the life of a mundane
-Mimic's Bizzare adventure
-Mimic's Bazarr adventure
-Art hour with Colony

We have things to work with

We need that!

I actually imagine Hellknight just spinning in morphs chair