"Doesn't not?" That sounds suspicious. Assuming that it was an unintentional slip of tongue, what openings would the Craveloft family have for a 'person' whose only official credencials are being homeschooled by the discredited evolutionary biologist slash arachnologist Doctor sc. nat. Marcus Samsa (featured in such works as the November 1999 edition of ARACHNE and the 3/2004 edition of the Journal of Arachnology)?
(I honestly didn't realize I made that typo. ) We would start you all from the ground up of course, we have positions for retrievers of artifacts, antiques, and other such cultural collectibles, usually through various means as our employee might see fit. We also have positions for amature information gathering from a number of organizations and research departments. There also will be times where someones such as yourselves would be quiet suitable in reminding some of our more vocal branch managers why its a poor decision to abuse one's position in our business for their own gain. You can consider these as free meals if you wish, just don't make a habit of eating employees, we need them afterall.
