Government Sanctioned 'Supers' are they here to help or slaughter the innocent?

Government Sanctioned 'Supers' help clean up the sewer mystery. What you need to know about what they found!

Example headlines, subject to change *hint hint*

So cash it is then.

"Dear villains

Please, no sewer genocide.

Sincerely,
Serpent.

P.S
Argos watches Bold and The Beautiful."

"Much esteemed members of international law enforcement, most of all one gentleman and/or lady going by the title of 'Serpent',

The species of N. colonia (henceforth referred to as "We", "Our" or "Us" for the purposes of brevity) recieved your humble request, and wish to communicate Our willingness to work out an agreement satisfactory for both parties. What We ask is merely that You cease Your discriminatory treatment and destructively disruptive involvement in arachnid species' lives. If this - surely simple - request is met, We would be happy to cease aggressions on members of Your species inhabiting the sewers of this fine city.

With the utmost respect,
A spider large enough to hold a pen and learn calligraphy.

P.S.
Why should they not, We ask, tis a wonderful show and taught Us much about the nature of human psychoses."

*Reads letter, looks up at the lizard man.*

(Yes, nightmare is in fact a lot less eloquent than a bunch of spiders.)

*Morph traces the letter*

This bigotry cannot stand. What is it about arachnids that so provokes Man's ire? In comparison to the thousands of kin extinguished by individual humans even - harmless species whose only crime was having more limbs than glorified primates - what few hominids We consumed as a matter of sheer survival are but a speck of dust.

Since when is an attempt at civil communication and diplomacy a crime worthy of extermination and explosive vengeance?

*Serpent raises his hand*

"Umm, I let a spider live yesterday instead of newspaper smashing it. Does that count? I mean they eat other bugs, so I consider that a service."

Do not worry, the Craveloft family doesn't discriminate against those who have a few more limbs than humans do. Why people would be lucky to employ a group such as you with such unqiue talents and abilites. We happily employ anyone of any background of any educational skill level, and did i mention we have a stellar dental plan?

Night Dragoon doesn't care what you look like just how well your ethical base is.