*dunks the apron in a bucket of blue paint* waaaaaaaaagh ! Dis is great. Now I need to got to DA first page I mean DA cellars to see what drinks we got left or if good ole urian has to get new drinks for the place. *EDIT* Well looks like we ain't got no drinks left manager. We got four left and dat ain't much, weez gonna need some more drinks or are we running dis place all different like.
*Puts a Barrel of Fenrisian Ale on dat table* Sure we still got some! And well... you are in charge while I get more... And pay dat good Bjorny boy for his story! *goes to get more drinks*
Ok manager *puts spikes on barrel* it's all safe now boss. Now bjorn 'ave a soul credit an' wot else ya want GIT ? Any oo' I gotz me own story so sit ya ZOGGIN faces down. When I was just a wee little welp an' I had just hopped outta DA groun' I WUZ lookin bout fa DA UVA orkz I rememba I wuz so excited ta be DA boss when I tried finkin UVA name fa ma self I just thought Bossaroo cause I thought dat would make me DA boss. Afta wondering bout fa abit I finally found DA UVA gitz. I WUZ pretty surprised ta see dat da uva orks larfed at me a krumped a few of em tell I heard a big ole shout, "NO GIT IZ GONNA KRUMP ME BOYZ BUT ME " I turned me youff 'was straight ta da shouting. Ee was a nob just loike 'ow I am now maybe a bit smalla but still a pretty big GIT to a welp loike I wuz I knew da GIT wuz da boss so eres what I did "I'm Bossaroo an-" he socked me right in da jaw knocking a few teef out " get outta ere welp" the nob said. I wuz right an proppa crushed I wuz pretty upset I wuz fumin' ! I knew I ad ta beat DA stinkin puny nob. While I wuz finkin I figures I needed a shoota a Bigga shoota den dat nob. Fa da next few days I krumped grots and tools their little grot blastas after a munff I had a nice pile. I looted a few 'undreds teef off a few bad moons and went ta DA mek he told me is name was grimcog but dats a different story I gave em DA teef an I zogged off ta left him make me a shoota when I came back ee gave me DA big shoota it was a peice of squig doo but it would work. I went up ta nob an challenged 'im , DA poor GIT charges me last mistake ee Eva made. I pulled out me shoota DA 427 barrel one go über grot blasta I shot , it sounded loike DA ole ZOGGIN planet split roight open when DA gun smoke ad cleared half DA ork base wuz roight an gone so wuz DA nob. I became a nob dat munff and I got a betta gun but I kept DA ole one just in case. *the ork barkeep then grabs a blue towel and starts cleaning the mugs* Now what ya gitz want ta drink ?
Oh, hey guys! I've just been scouting around the area, and I've looted some very nifty neon lights! I wondered if I fixed these up on the roof you'd be able to spare a few teef...or any other currency really...oh, and nice story Boss!
I fink DA manager wouldn't mind if we made DA place a bit betta due ya DA fact DA paints peelin of DA walls an not many people know weez ere. I'll just go krump a bad moon fa some extra teef. In DA mean time ya gotz a good ole story ta tell or ya want a drink ?
OOC: all the 'DA' stuff makes me think Dark Angels xDDD But yeah you can do whatever you want design wise, etc..... I soon shall come with..... 'Drinks'.... heehehe..... hahahaa.... MWHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks Boss, I'll have that drink, nothing too strong thanks, but I've told my parculiar (but rather boring) story many moons ago to the old magical barkeep. I'll recap it if you want, friend. I haven't got any teef on me, but I gots a few coppers for now. Yeah, I'll have that Fungus Ale...
I'll go find DA fing we might not got it left but we gotz some new stuff dat tastes mighty fine now if ya want ta tell DA story ya can maybe tell other bout dis ere tavern
