Greetings Children of the Corpse-Emperor and Denizens of the Warp alike. I am Xelioks, Sorcerer of the Thousand Sons. Here, in my fine establishment you may browse my fine heretical ales and spirits some you may imbibe are; Vintage Necrontyr Wine (Claimed by the eccentric Dippy (Vintage) Fungus Ale brewed by the great Warboss Gorgutz Slaaneshi-blessed Dark Eldar Absinthe Millennium 15k Old Scotch from Terra (Claimed by Apothecary Sirius Jules (Urian Velos) of the Sons of Guilliman) Grog (Claimed by the wise ork Gutless Jim) Special Brew (???) Omnisiaah Blessed Ethanoic Spirit Warlock's Respite (An Eldar Alcopop) 100 yr old blood port brewed by the sacred order of Sanguinus List of Souls who tried the Special Brew: Carnifex Bossaroo (Warp-Charged Biomass Cocktail) Erobar, Lord of Change (TBA) Ares Gildeon, Captain of the Alfa Legion Chapter's 12th Company (Tzeentch's Caress) Nameless Sons of Gulliman Devastator, Urian Velos (Death's Gaze Rum) State your choice of beverage in the data-archive below and the price you must pay for your selected potion is as follows; You must indulge me your tales of glory, dark heresy, defeat or triumph if your tale stands the test of time and pleases the great Tzeentch then i may part with one of my indulgent tonics. However, If all my tonics fall in the hands of my patrons then my stock shall be replenished. So come sit by the raging hellfire, and my brothers stay awhile and listen... View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2evIg-aYw8
Iam Sirius Jules, Apothecary of the Sons of Guilliman! Having fought for over 300 years in the name of a glorious successors of the Ultramarines I was recruited and my ability and understanding of Medicine and Combat I was soon to become a new Apothecary among the rows of the Sons of Guilliman. In early battles I have shown skill in my proficiency and brought life and death alike! Against Tyranids I fought, killed them in the hundreds, defeated Zoanthropes and Carnifex alike! Ork Waaghs and Heretics were nothing to my Master Crafted Chainsword Durandal, it killed anyone in my way and helped me to protect my Brothers! Later on I became member of the Deathwatch to learn more about our enemies, were I fought Tau and got interested into them, I ignore their Greater Good, but their physiology and intelligence is quite interesting, I wonder every day how Guilliman would have dealt with them, but my way was with my Chainsword! Later on after my service to the Ordo Xenos I was involved at the Third War of Armageddon. I fought day and night with my Battle-Brothers slaying so many Orks I have forgot the number! But I was withdrawn after an extreme injury I got from one of the Mega-Nobs, in a duel he hit me with his hammer right in my stomach, launching me against a wall and breaking several bones and making me spit blood, I did not gave up and as he blindly ran at me I grabbed Durandal two-handed and sliced him in two halves with a diagonal strike! I spit some more blood and was sure of my death until a few brothers caught up to me and retrieved me. After that I was to return to the Deathwatch as we were too many Apothecaries within the Chapter and on Armageddon were enough. Oh.... And might I get some Terran Scotch?
Hmm, your story was delightfully bloody i suppose i can part with this scotch... Never liked the look of it anyway reminded me too much of that vile sack of bones and machinery -levitates the bottle towards you, you see it's marked with text from some dead language and the smell is rustic with age it's a drink worthy of a proud warrior of the emperor- Feel free to return with more of that delightful knowledge may you walk the path of Truth!
The Apothecary takes his helmet off and places it on his lap, grabbing the glass. "FOR THE EMPEROR AND GUILLIMAN!" and drank it all at once, sighing in relief after such delicious drink. "Knowledge? Did you know that Guilliman was sometimes in an old language called "German" was wrong translated into "Guillaume" and still sticks in that language as such?" OOC: true story
"German" Hmm, I may inquire Huron Blackheart to see if he has plundered any Dark Age of Technology archives will definitely be a language worth scrying. -bows solemnly- However, whispers from the warp suggest a vile presence from a terran known as "Matt Ward" lets hope that this exquisite information you have unfurled before my eyes remains true lest it be marked by "Matt's" unholy power...
Sirius Jules does not remind the name, but somehow it shudders him as if it had something to do with his chapter or the Ultramarines. "I do not know of that individual, though his name causes some unnatural feeling in my mind!"
Could I get some special brew I am a carinfex and this is my story I was deployed at the battle of macrage by the HIVEMIND. I witnessed as the foolish blue creatures attempted to defeat our swarms. I aided the powerful swarm lord in the defeat of the one known as Calgar, I was not able to feast upon his flesh. I was felled by a blue creature with a sparkling fist when he forced a small object down my throat and I was eviserated, it was quite unpleasant. I was reborn on an world of the pyskers the world was called malan'tai if I recall I watched as the zoanthrope gorged itself on the souls of thousands. I have not heard of the creature in a while. I was reborn again to serve under my fellow Carinfex old one eye the creature would not die I was quite envious. I saw the ymgarl genestealers haven't seen them in a while either.
An interesting tale, Be for warned if i am to offer you the special brew the effects may come to be quite interesting... This beverage is as ever-changing as the Fateweaver himself. Who knows what you may encounter if you imbibe this drink. -Extends his hand and quickly tightens it you see blue warpflame as an object is conjured in the palm of the sorcerer's hand the bottle is opaque and is jet black and smooth it has one runic symbol inscribed on it's surface that everytime you try to read it it changes shape and becomes a new symbol- Do you have the courage void-creature to ingest this specimen? If so, may Tzeentch watch over you
It is.......... DELICIOUS IT IS SWEET ITS SOUR AND ITS FuLL OF BIOMASS!!!! ITS SOO AMAZARRGH!!! - carinfex explodes into dust a few minutes later another one walks in- well I was just reborn and I was killed AGAIN.
*looks at thread* wait wot. *Reads OP* OOOOOOOOOH *Gets into super duper rp mode* Aye! Get me some of that Necontyr wine! And make it snappy! When I first betrayed the god emperor of mankind pathetic excuse for a god I was lost truly, drifting in the warp aboard some chaos-infused sofa. The stuff I've seen would make a normal man snap like an Easter egg (mmmmm eggs...). Anyway, I was lost, so lost even that I forgot which warband I belonged to, heck my entire armor didn't even have any color! My name, past, all of it, flowed away into the warp and probably into some chaos god's crazy straw. SO, I decided to name myself dippy (after occasionally losing my ice cream) and just went with the grey armor because I wanted something NEW! Now, you're probably wondering how I got out of warp in the first place. *Heretical Burp*. I was once again floating on my chaos-infused sofa, when I saw a dim light coming from the distance. I was beginning to think it was some poor lad's lassgun that got lost, but as my sofa drifted closer. I was soon sucked into some vortex that led to Chaos knows where, and ended up in sphess. I soon came across a merry group of gentlemen, I can't remember who they were called. Bird weeders? No that's not it. Smurf beaters? No that wasn't it ether. Anyways they just saw me floating about (in my chaos infused sofa) And soon a bunch of metal rocks started exploding around me. It wasn't my birthday so they must've been having a party. I paddled(?) myself toward the ship to see if I could join the festivities that took place aboard their vessel (Which was about the size of the moon mind you.). As I was searching for an entrance I stumbled across a small purple button. I could but only guess that it was a confetti button and press it. Soon after that ZILLIONS OF CONFETTI CAME FROM THE SHIP! Though some of it kinda hurt BUT IT WAS WORTH IT! Strangely enough the ship disappeared after the confetti popped out, they must've left to get more. The confetti explosion was immensly powerful and sent me and the sofa streaming across sphess. It was several hours and I started to get bored, so I started naming stars. The first one I named was kip, I dont know why I named it that. It just came to me, then I named many more, too many to count, and I found myself pre-occupied with star counting. Afterwards I continued my voyage into sphess Only to encounter some rather large and green fellows who seemed to enjoy sports, but I believe I will share that story some other time, as my wine is still half emtpy. Or is it half full?
