So'z, a few days ago. A few o' Da Lead Belcherz were mukkin' about in da Garrisuhn. An we kam up wit dis fun lil' trainin game. 'Ere 'ow it goes. Ya get a stormboy loadout wit 3 fuel is da requirement. Da rest is up to yaself. But 3 fuel only. A bunch otha boyz get this too. (3-6 other boyz rekummended) Ya play on da boxes of da duelin' arena and ya pretendz da floor is lava. Ya landz on da floor, yer out. Da git who is it 'as to melee, push on to the ground, or grenade da otha boyz. When ya get to da last two boyz in da arena it becomes a foight da knock da other on ta da floor or down da other. Datz how ya get da winner. Den anudda git iz it an ya playz again.
OY, DAT WUZ ME IDEA YA GROTS, AND YOUS CANT BEET ME AT THE STORMBOYZ TAG COZ I IZ THE GREENIEST AND BESTEST ORK EVA.
"I DUNNO WOT YOU BEEN TOLD, STORMBOY MOBZ IZ MIGHTY BOLD! WE'RE DA ARDEST OF DA LOT, WE MAKE YOU LOT LOOK LIKE GROTS!!!"
