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Space Marines Vs Chaos Space Marines Vs Orkz Vs Eldar!?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by FreedomFighter, Oct 19, 2013.

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Who Will Dominate?

Space Marines

74 vote(s)

54.0%
Chaos Space Marines

45 vote(s)

32.8%
Orkz

31 vote(s)

22.6%
Eldar

16 vote(s)

11.7%

Multiple votes are allowed.

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DeFoamBag Active Member

Fireeye said: ↑

A (not entirely) serious attempt of mine to imagine how the player base of every faction will look like:

Space Marines: GW's poster boys, specifically Ultrasmurfs. Has the biggest fanbase, but also has many twelve-year-olds who will start screaming incoherently with high-pitched voices when their Ultra-Sue gets killed by anything else than a CSM. Also has Space Furries (Wolfy Wolf Wolfs).

Chaos Space Marines: Will have angry 16-year-olds (Khornate), Dubstep Fans, Furries and regular Perverts (Slaaneshi), people who like to watch pimples popping on YouTube and toilet humor (Nurglites) and plain old dicks (Tzeentchians).

Eldar: Angsty Emo Teenagers who dream of "bittersweet revenge" and "dark actions", particularly in the ranger class. Are very likely to publish kill streak videos in black and white with Linkin Park playing in the background. Also have a significantly higher amount of female players than the other factions thanks to the fact that being male and/or bald is not mandatory to play and the Eldar are pretty much Elves in Space.

Orkz are composed of two subgroups:
F2P Boys: Have at best a rough grip of the English language and can not work as a team for the sake of their dear life, but will drastically outnumber all other factions. Knowing either Russian or Brazilian Portuguese may or may not give the player a chance to understand the obscenities that fill the air and blot out the sun. Could overwhelm all other factions if Zerg Tyranid Rush wasn't their only tactic.
Nobs: The neckbeard is strong in this one. Will probably contain the most tabletop or PnP enthusiasts*, resulting in them having an Ork persona 24/7 and shouting in poorly faked Cockney accents if they are not micspamming "Da Ork Song" or similar titles. May or may not be the most coordinated group (given their experience on the tabletop) but lack the numbers to accomplish anything and can not rely on the Boys who will generally do the exact opposite of what they are supposed to do.

* At least until the Imperial Guard gets released and all the people with a WW II fetish go completely bonkers.
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You got this right... Now i`m ashamed to play SM...

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DeFoamBag, Oct 20, 2013

#51
Oberon OberonVykos Subordinate

Admari said: ↑

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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well, i guess at this time my point of view is:
- orks - when i want to have FUN. DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA! WAAAAAGH!!! its so simple!
- Space Marines - when i want to have press points.
- Eldar - when i want to bet on strategy.
- Chaos - .... idk...

OberonVykos, Oct 20, 2013

#52
Dirus Dirus Forum Beta Tester
Fireeye said: ↑

A (not entirely) serious attempt of mine to imagine how the player base of every faction will look like:

Space Marines: GW's poster boys, specifically Ultrasmurfs. Has the biggest fanbase, but also has many twelve-year-olds who will start screaming incoherently with high-pitched voices when their Ultra-Sue gets killed by anything else than a CSM. Also has Space Furries (Wolfy Wolf Wolfs).

Chaos Space Marines: Will have angry 16-year-olds (Khornate), Dubstep Fans, Furries and regular Perverts (Slaaneshi), people who like to watch pimples popping on YouTube and toilet humor (Nurglites) and plain old dicks (Tzeentchians).

Eldar: Angsty Emo Teenagers who dream of "bittersweet revenge" and "dark actions", particularly in the ranger class. Are very likely to publish kill streak videos in black and white with Linkin Park playing in the background. Also have a significantly higher amount of female players than the other factions thanks to the fact that being male and/or bald is not mandatory to play and the Eldar are pretty much Elves in Space.

Orkz are composed of two subgroups:
F2P Boys: Have at best a rough grip of the English language and can not work as a team for the sake of their dear life, but will drastically outnumber all other factions. Knowing either Russian or Brazilian Portuguese may or may not give the player a chance to understand the obscenities that fill the air and blot out the sun. Could overwhelm all other factions if Zerg Tyranid Rush wasn't their only tactic.
Nobs: The neckbeard is strong in this one. Will probably contain the most tabletop or PnP enthusiasts*, resulting in them having an Ork persona 24/7 and shouting in poorly faked Cockney accents if they are not micspamming "Da Ork Song" or similar titles. May or may not be the most coordinated group (given their experience on the tabletop) but lack the numbers to accomplish anything and can not rely on the Boys who will generally do the exact opposite of what they are supposed to do.

* At least until the Imperial Guard gets released and all the people with a WW II fetish go completely bonkers.
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Dirus, Oct 20, 2013

#53
Takrolos Sorcerer_raptora Subordinate

!! FOR THE DARK GODS !!

Sorcerer_raptora, Oct 20, 2013

#54
FireDemonJ99 FireDemonJ99 Subordinate

killertpu said: ↑

Please do bring your hypothetical god that most likely do !@#$%^&* until so many Eldar die that he cant even be release anymore.
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You speak of hypothetical gods, yet you worship a shrivelled husk you call the 'emperor'.

When the last Eldar falls at Rhana Dandra, Ynead will rise to avenge all of Isha's creations.

No one will escape Ynead's wrath...

FireDemonJ99, Oct 20, 2013

#55
FireDemonJ99 FireDemonJ99 Subordinate

Fireeye said: ↑

Eldar: Angsty Emo Teenagers who dream of "bittersweet revenge" and "dark actions", particularly in the ranger class. Are very likely to publish kill streak videos in black and white with Linkin Park playing in the background. Also have a significantly higher amount of female players than the other factions thanks to the fact that being male and/or bald is not mandatory to play and the Eldar are pretty much Elves in Space.

* At least until the Imperial Guard gets released and all the people with a WW II fetish go completely bonkers.
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Well I'm offended! I'm not entirely an Emo Teenager and I definitely don't think of 'dark actions'!

Also Imperial Guard is unlikely to be put in because they are standard humans, who shoot. Get shot at. Run away. Get shot by their brothers for running away. Die. Start Again!

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FireDemonJ99, Oct 20, 2013

#56
Samtheman FreedomFighter Active Member

I want to see Eldar/Dark Eldar woop the floor with people, stealthy and quicky.

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FreedomFighter, Oct 20, 2013

#57
Samtheman FreedomFighter Active Member

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