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Discussion in 'Space Marines' started by Jimmy_Neutron, Dec 29, 2017.

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Are spaCe Marins bad?

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  1. Commanda Ivik Jimmy_Neutron Steam Early Access

    Helo

    Are spaCe Marins bad?

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  2. LOBOTRONUS LOBOTRONUS Arch-Cardinal

    Are the Eldar women prefer Space Marines from Eldar men ???

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    Thank !
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  3. ANGRY MARINE ANGRY-MARINE Well-Known Member

    Can confirm. Regularly swarmed by Eldar women during LSMvsEldar matches.

    It's pretty fucking annoying let me tell you, I'm just trying to capture the objective.
  4. Sindri Myr AnotherAlpharius Steam Early Access

    It's like "Tau women prefer human men"?
    But is it actually "human space mehreeens prefer eldar women"?
    But does it work for Ultramarines, who "ultramarine space marines prefer ultramarine space marines"?
    But what we DO know, it's Ultramarines primarch is 100% xenophile and often visits eldar webway for pointy eared sluties for some stuff, like worshipping "she who thirsts", using "cooking mushroom soup clothed only in some cloth stripes" method :CSMAlpha:

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  5. Caentyr Caentyr Subordinate

    Aren't most space marines sterile virgins that don't even know what sex is?

    Seariously though. The only space marine I can think of to actually have done the act is Lukas of the space wolves, but those were all fenrisian women. Which we all know to be female wolves........because EVERYTHING ON FENRIS IS A FUCKING WOLF!
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  6. LOBOTRONUS LOBOTRONUS Arch-Cardinal


    The Greatest Deception Of The Alpha Legion is that they are still loyalists at heart ! :p
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  7. LOBOTRONUS LOBOTRONUS Arch-Cardinal


    HAHAHAHA !!!!!! YES !!!!!
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  8. Sindri Myr AnotherAlpharius Steam Early Access

    I know who you are, heretic :CSMAlpha:
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  9. Sindri Myr AnotherAlpharius Steam Early Access

    Nope. Lukas did it before he became a space marine. Every space marine is 100% sterile (no geneseed included though), except for primarchs (remember Fulgrim) and Emperor, because he has too many sons there ( no pun intended )

    >> http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Lukas_(Space_Wolf)
  10. Dorfus Dorfus Steam Early Access

    I'm sure xenophobia is heresy in the imperium because then the primarchs can have all those eldar women for themselves. nasty fuckers.



    the only way girlyman can actually get some action

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