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So This Is Where The Inquisition Wages Battle..

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Soviatus, Jul 10, 2014.

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Identify yourself!

  1. Inquisition

    27.6%
  2. Xenos

    13.8%
  3. Heretic

    20.7%
  4. Something.... else

    37.9%
  1. My. my what do we have here an Inquisitor who is mad, sorry but fyodor karamazov takes the cake here
  2. You hast not begun to peer into the Vortex of Insanity and Puppies that is my soul.

    First think of a pair of huskie pups eating the eyes of a dead guardsmen as the rest of the litter frolics in his entrails, then think of a warm summer breeze drifting over a white sandy beach, then think of river of blood flowing through a city of ashes, then think of a scruffy maltese.

    Focus on the Maltese, see how it changes in your mind, play to yourself a cycling soundtrack of 90's rock, opera, and death metal within your mind.

    At this point you have glimpsed into the soul of De'Tortor.
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  3. The_Warboss The_Warboss Active Member

    Dakka dakka dakka!
  4. Have you been to the warp without gellar fields, because I have
  5. Phaeron Zcee Nook ZceeNook Well-Known Member

    Let me Introduce myself with 3 words

    FOR THE EMPEROR!

    Always Loyal to the God of mankind...

    Wich make me a Loyal servant of the Imperium.

    yet iam a "non-Human" Construct meaning that iam a Heretical person..

    Iam now a Loyal Heretical Alien.

    On top of that iam Undead and do some things in time Travling.

    Thats a Loyal Heretical undead Time-traveling Alien.

    and i got Demon tumors wich make me:

    A Loyal Heretical Undead Time-traveling Demonic Alien.

    But iam still faith full in the God of mankind.
    Thats whats matter right?
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  6. Ossi 0SSIFRAGE Pioneer

    Floppy winglewong
  7. Uncle Tjek Tjeknalis Subordinate

    I am the Emperors personal bodyguard and a soon-to-be Inquisitor, I shit you not. I'm close friends with Rawboot, Dorn, Eldrad and Nurgle.

    I am also a Tau/human/daemon/eldar/ork hybrid, and is loved by all. (I'm not a mary sue, I swear!)

    Now, I have question: What option should I pick?
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  8. Inquisitor Soviatus Soviatus Arkhona Vanguard

    ta01.gameservers.com:9285 Ordo Malleus TS! All are welcome to insight the Inquisition's suspicion!
  9. Loadza Dakka Skull_Splitta Well-Known Member


    I...
    Er...
    Wot?

    I laughed at that way harder than I should have.

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