So, I've had a comedy project on the backburner for a while, it's going to be about a couple mostly incompetent henchmen working at Whitmore's Pollution Factory. Here's kind of a basis. ------------------ Whitmore’s Pollution Factory. Pretty much just a handful of industrial incinerators they use to dispose of hazardous waste, the factory itself doesn’t implement any sort of filters or try to lower emissions. As such, the town experiences frequent acid showers and has periodic mutant infestations. It is also the not so secret headquarters of the Dustmen, the mostly clone army of Burn Daddy. Enemies Rescue and Police Enforcement Agency- Overzealous cops. People’s United Society of Intervention- Hippies Somewhat developed Characters Theo Sensei Ree- Descendant of a Japanese Immigrant that migrated to America before the Civil War, creating his own Confederate militia that he declared himself General of. Theo runs his own Dojo despite being nearly illiterate and never studying martial arts outside of watching Kung Foo movies and copying the moves. The two main characters attend his dojo mostly because he’s cheap and Steve buys weed from him. His rival is a Keanu Reeves-esque Wushu Master. Steve- Ambivalent stoner, highly sarcastic, has fantasies of being spanked by the Human Resources Director Angeline. Malakath- Real name Janis, severe anger problems and has a life goal of becoming Burn Daddies number 1 henchman, however due to an overactive metabolism he can’t put on any weight, so they aren’t impressed by his scrawny lankiness. --------------------------------------- Any ideas for a plotline? Oh yes, and they work in the security office watching the monitors. Thus is how they involve themselves in random sidestories.
Ah, Five Nights at Freddy's parody. Perfect. Make a show. I was thinking about starting simple, a new EPA inspector is coming to review the plant, which of course causes a panicked frenzy of falsifying documents, cleaning up the plant, and disposing of a body. It could start with their manager Gore Gore coming into their office to tell them they have to help cleanup. Gore Gore: "Alright dick monkeys, time for you to earn your keep. Grab a bucket and a rag and report to the factory floor." Malakath: Salutes "Right away sir!" Steve: "Bullshit, I'm not a janitor. Besides you need me here to watch out for ... terrorists and stuff." Gore Gore: "If I need someone to sit here and jack off on the monitors I can go pick up a couple of retards from the bus stop." Steve: "... That was one time." Malakath: "What the fuck?" Steve: "It was during Mardi Gras..." Gore Gore: "Shut the fuck up and get to it before I tell your girlfriend here where you were sitting." Malakath: Glares at Steve "And what does that mean." Gore Gore: "I said move it, now go fuck off before I have you flogged." ---- Generally speaking. Anyways, the two of them end up finding a body and trying to get rid of it, but in doing this they mess up their section and the inspector sees a shit ton of problems. Later, the boss Whitmore tries to seduce the inspector, fails, and offers them a 5 million dollar bribe. Thus leading to episode two where everyone gets a wage cut, they end up buying a bag of coke with the Sensia, who proceeds to freak out and accidentally rob a convenience store.
