I see a new initiate as emerged out of the warp, a formal introduction is required for such an occasion. Firstly, welcome to the thread of absurdity. As you have noticed throughout the thread, NSFW content appears frequently, if you are underaged, I suggest you turn on your censorship software. Trust me, NSFW content in this place is just eccentric and unbelievable. Everyone gets high on NSFW(except me of course). We wish you a nice comfortable stay in this thread. On a side note as an advice, please ensure you have all kinds of insurance coverage. Take my word, you really want insurance coverage, I nearly died after exposure to this forum for 30 minutes.