Ah, well, it seems I made an error. I fully concede on that point. True, but that wouldn't be nearly as entertaining.
Lesbianz ez gay/homosexual, but fer dem umiez wiff da squishy bitz. N Ey bet youz ez oll pretty happy too.
Etz olroight, etz easy to get confused wiff so little ta go on. Try lookin at fingz not personally n more abstract loik. You'd be surprised wot ya find.