Elcor Hamlet is best Hamlet. Do you have Camomile or Honeybush Vanilla? Here's what you do: you tell her exactly what she did wrong and why it was the wrong thing to do. You're doing her a favour by helping to steer her away from distasteful writing practices, regardless of whether or not she sees it that way. It's called "constructive criticism", and is to be expected by all writers. If she can't handle it, then you may want to reconsider your friendship. Actually, it would be absolutely fascinating Ugh, how many times to I need to tell people that the German military (too lazy to spell out their name, sue me) never was and never will be Nazis? They were taking orders from them, sure, but they literally couldn't be Nazis due to laws. Not defending them, just getting annoyed at this critical research failure. I thought we were talking about Nihlus, the Turian Spectre... who lived for all of, what, ten, twenty minutes?
Saul would somehow find a loophole in the almost nonexistent legal system that governs Commorragh and use it to have Lasko Pyre freed with all emotional and physical damages fully paid for and have Vect sent off to the big house Eye of Terror to have his butthole re-sized by a few orders of magnitude by Bubba Slaanesh.
Orky hamlet ez a close second ta Elcor hamlet. http://1d4chan.org/wiki/"Da_Tragedy_of_Hamlet,_boss_of_Denmark"_by_Shake-da-boss-pole N den we stumble upon inspiration numbah 2 fer me RP character. Not da life expectancy, but da ego n da most badass armor en da game.
