I know, even though I don't understand how, since I'm not going into detail. (Also, IRL, I would get pissed off at my intercourse partners if they told my bed skills to others.)
Well hello then heretical xeno abomination of ungodly blasphemy, we of the Ordo Kronos (Totally Not a Made up Ordo) would be greatly interested in "acquiring" you for intensive research. Our associates will be with you shortly. *makes whip crack noise, by actually whipping you in the nose with a studded whip*
Sorry, the Motivator Jr. is not for sale. However I can offer you some of my stores of Dark Eldar serrated whips for your .... activities. They definitely aren't highly toxic. I don't think there is enough Exterminatus in the galaxy for he Canadian to halt the corruption here...