You know what would aide you on your quest against evil. Complimentary Implants. Shall we start with bio augmentations or go straight into neural surgery?
Wot? Oh where are my manners, I'm Lord Yuri De'Tortor, trader, practitioner of the scientific arts, maurading sorcerer, chef. Who might you be?
Dayum. That is one nice Servo Skull... Really? Pineapples? You rang? Wut? YOUR HELMET IS A HACK! There isn't one.
Oohhh, a new member... May I chop his arms and legs off already? *Gets slapped by wife* "Not yet sweetheart, he needs to get his sanity drained first." Oh yeah, I completely forgot about that. Sorry.