*in scathingly sarcastic voice* Oh, I'm so very scared. The pair of socks are threatening me. Whatever will I do?
It was shit. All of the students were assholes and the fucking school was run by Hitler. Well, he certainly looked like Hitler. Fat bastard.
No, I cannot allow it to escape my grasp. I DID manage to make some actual popkhorne with it, having put a stick of butter inside the jar and pouring it onto plain popcorn.