Seriously guys, I submitted a ticket to BHVR because I can't access the founders lounge and the reply was like: sorry, we're having a national holiday now, we'll be back soon blah blah blah.
Alright, so, I was bored as fuck, so I decided to do some random shitty internet creepy pasta tests. I got Smexy and Jeff. This is one of my results. Seriously, what da fuck. Also, I just realized it was a women's test. I am completely wordless.