You can't tell me what to do! *throws modified grenade, a small warp portal opens and spits out the rotting carcass of a blue whale as well as several pounds of sand*
My newest invention, I have modified vortex grenades to tear a rift in the warp, spitting forth, well something from time and space. It's perfect, it seems to be as reliable as my own warping abilities.
It only takes 12 1/2 years for a tragedy to become funny. It's been over 10000 years now, get over it ya drama queens!