He might need a full checkup

Roll for anal circumference. Quickly.

Roll six, warp portal opens within the rectal cavity, the Eldar "invader" is dragged into the Palace of Slaanesh.

I feel like all of the new guys are in another world where all they do is post ponies and snort warp dust. I am now being forced to go to the chat.

Oh no please stay. I will do my best not to be alike those ones, damn the dust and phonies(no way in hell im writing ponies... DAMN IT)

You on the hue site tho?

Since i am not intirely sure what you mean ossi, i must say no (if its heresy then heeeeeel no)

It's not that heretical~
it's just our site

Ossi a little heresy is often way too much (yes i checked it out) but what does that have to do with warpsnorting phonies, arent they in there?

No it's our old regulars! there's a fair bit of rp in the chat. You can come with us~