What a surprise. It's always refreshing to see a non-cliched Inquisitor. What you gonna do next? Call Exterminatus?
I keep my mind safe by roughly scrubbing it everytime I leave this thread. Say... How long have you been on this thread? If you have been here too long, then... I may have to declare a heretic. An Astartes is not immune to the Chaos taint, if he keeps himself interlocked with battle with Chaos, he too shall succumb to it.
Easy. *blows up the left one* Hmm. no. *blows up the right one* Hmm. still no. *blows up the middle one and a scream pierces the air* You were behind the middle one. You obviously need better learning in how not to be seen.
Should I prepare for the speech about how you are superior to an Astartes, who are obviously weak, frail, slow and unbecoming of will compared to you, a bureaucrat with expensive toys?
By the Emperor... This thread... has become more then a threat... It is TAINTING ME! I have already called in Exterminatus but that has not worked clearly. I have but one solution... I MUST NOT BE TAINTED!