Are you sure you do not want to donate it to the Pointing Devices For The Needy Children Foundation? You mortals have the technology to regrow arms back... right?
Oh, I see you have the cheap brand. Shall I open my reserve? It's full of all the spirits, tonics, and fire water that I have plundered from the cabinets of planetary governors during the consumption of their worlds.
The only post I found was well over the thousandth page but I know I posted something earlier than that