Dude, you are a legend! Thanks for keeping hold of that~

Aaaah you guys are great

*comes back with a nother pauldron under his arm and a brassed helmet*
Issue has been resolved... partially...
Ossi, the souls you kill go to Khorne and those you corrupt go to Nurgle.
*gives Ashen the helmet and slaps the pauldron on him*

PROBLEM SOLVES. TWO SOULS ON ONE DAY.
And that thing aint coming off.

*carves a flower into the pauldron, ruining the mark of Khorne by accident*

Sweet, that will fit to this years spring collection! Do these come in different colors aswell?

Brass and bloodied brass.

*hangs up hat, takes boots off, jumps on the nearest sofa* sup guys

FI FY FO FUM, MY BRASS SOFA ON WHICH YOU BETTER NOT REST YOUR BUM!

Oh you know, nothing really.
I've recently read an article about so called couch potatos, and decided I would try to catch one and see if they taste like regular potatos. They live on sofas apparently, so I decided to build a trap. I manipulated one of the sofas so they would incinerate when something sits on them.

chill dude xD, go grab some popkhornez

*Plops on his brass sofa*

You there. Salamander. Isnt that puny mortal sitting on your trap?

*Falls from sky and sits next to you* i brough PopKhorne *holds up bag* and im back...for the minute or so...