*looks at Typhus through the door* Huh? *looks back to where he was* ??? *keeps looking to both places* wait wha-? how wh- ?? EH?
*writes "OSSI" in a bad handwriting on signature field and slams the door* HELMEEEETS! Ossi, you don't mind that I took your account to order this, right?
:U Uhhh sure? OH GOD WHATS GONNA HAPPEN aww heehehehe But it already belongs to Nurgle, what if Khorne wants it too?
*Walks over to Ossi and plops a brass Pauldron with a mark of Khorne on Ossiś shoulder without thought.* YOU BELONG TO KHORNE NOW An--- damn it... that sly flamer-happy arse of a Salamander wrote your name... but wait... TYPHUS! Do you still have that receipt?
I do indeed! I kept it in my special pouch. *Pulls the receipt out of a rotting flap, the paper is covered in slime and puss and other nasty shit*