Okay guys. Im back. Theres going to be a few changes. First of all Ossi has received the title Honourary Sofa Warmer. Second of all: Malric, youŕe report card came in. It says here your soul has been sold to Khorne in exchange for a blessing of strength on Brother Balthazar. Third point on the agenda: Typhus. The tax clerk came along and gave you some cashback on that last repair you did on your ship. And the last point on my agenda is that all iquisitorial staff and high ranking mortals must use the coatrack to hang their helmets, hats and other headgear on, becuase... come on guys, tossing hats around makes a goddamned mess people. Someone can trip over your helmet, how would that make you feel? So please keep it clean when it concerns hats.
*headbutts through the closest wall, looking terribly angry (even through the helmet)* THIS IS HERESY! After careful... examination... of the Exterminatus Button my studies have shown that there are but two options to do in a situation like this: press the button, or press the button multiple times. As I expected, my choice fell on the latter. NOW TO THE PART FILLED WITH IDLENESS AND HERESY! Nothing. HAPPENED! It's outrageous! I was promised fire everywhere. *takes out the Button and starts pressing it maniacly* SEE? IDLENESS! THERMOCHEMISTRY! Best kind of chemistry. I was never quite fond of chemistry though, good luck to you!
YOU THERE, Loyalist mortal, you with the button. Please hang up your helmet and wipe your boots, we dont want mud on the floor right after the meeting adressed some environmental issues.
