And then Urian was known as the resident emo.

BUT! The Equestrian Stormtroopers did not let it happen and used not just the Power Rangers but RAINBOW POWERS TOO!!!!

Mmmm, take it from a Dark Eldar, you do nor NEED Slaanesh to pursue ultimate pleasure. All you need is... Imagination. Not necessarily the heretical kind, either.

I will attempt to turn her from the path of being a pawn of the Ruinous ones, however it would be much easier if you stopped trying to kill her. Perhaps making out with her will speed along the process? Yes. Yes it will.

He's lying, don't listen to him!

Am not! It's totally natural for Slaanesh followers to require... stimulus after removing themselves from She Who Thirst's favor.

Did you just end you sentence with a comma?

Goddamnit.

Now, I know you are lying to me. When was the last time you saw She who Thirsts?