*fires a narcanium dart from the darkness into Afanasi's neck*

=Hugs Ossi as I slowly bleed to death with the knife still impaled in my back=
NURGLE HEAL ME! DO SOMETHING!

I honestly wonder how much more surgery Afanasi can endure...

*Snaps wrist with latex glove*

AH FUCK I POSTED IT IN THE WRONG THREAD!

I hate you a- *falls over again*

Everyone calm down i called in a specialist from the Warp a retired Lord Of Change, maybe he can save her life

Well... I think she needs rest after all.

*takes her and puts her in a cardboard box marked fragile*

So.. where were we? Ah right, the other SoB.

*approaches with duct tape*

"Alright, fine, I'm a better scholar than a medic, but this will do."

*Prepares an adrenaline charge in a syringe larger than a small dagger*

"Fight on!"

*Plunges the needle into Afanasi's neck and presses the snap plunger that delievers enough adrenaline to fuel a Slaaneshi narcotics den for a week*

*Stands back and retrieves a scary looking arcane bracelet that dials open into a blaze of orange fire.*

"For the Emperor!"

Uhhh okay, dunno if this will work but... *pukes on miriael*

=Screeches at the Salamander=
Oh no you don't!