I declare this thread lost, and it is now that we fulfill our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor (our Undying Lord), and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare exterminatus upon this thread. I hereby sign the Death Warrant of an entire thread, and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects.
Come, come, inquisitor. This thread has endured no less than five separate exterminatuses in the past. What makes you think this one will succeed?
You'd need to put Chuck Norris on it to have any effect, and as we all know, he's ascended to a higher plane of existence. *Glares at Khorne*