Well......you're kinda right.......it's not a "dimensional rift", but the rest ......eh it's not that far off. Eldar is out ( I can cook for myself and give my own back massages ) Ork is out too (such a cool british accent yet NOT ONCE do they say things like "You wot m8?" or "git rkt m8!" I mean what kind of person with a british accent doesn't say that at least once?! IT'S SO WASTEFUL!!!!) Commisar is out (Will shoot you in the back for "cowardliness" ) Space marine....eh...maybe depends on the chapter Noise marine is out because FUCK YOU SLAANESH!!!!! Tyranid is pretty much joining a genestealer cult and I'm not doing that shit. Necron is out (No matter how many times you tell them/shoot them they don't leave you alone, It's annoying AF. I NEED MY SPACE!) Khornate berserker is a mayb- NO! haha of course not! hehe Tau is like having a arrogant little kid walk around with you claiming that communism is the only logical solution and that all the other races are just ignorant of the truth and bla bla bla Guardsmen actually sounds like a great choice.........if he stayed alive long enough......(WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO RICKY?! WE WERE GOING TO SEE THE WORLD TOGETHER!!!! *Crying intensifies*) Nurglite? nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope SoB? aha! I may not be able to tap that ass, but I will still be able to take peeks in the shower! *pulls out camera* Ad mech? That would be fine if I didn't have the nasty habit of hitting my electrical appliances that don't work. I have a feeling that would piss him off. The Emperor? You can't be friends with a corpse.
Excuse me Mr. Suicidally Gullible, I know a Dark Eldar Prince that want to sell you a time share in Commoragh.
Excuse me, M. "I Sold My Soul To A Fat Tub Of Shit", but where does the "gullible" part come into anything I said?
