Huh, I thought that the Ethereals used pheromones, or did that change again? I am glad that you see the Eldar must be removed. Maybe they can join you on your free helicopter ride? Anyways, we must fight because of several reasons with varying levels of officialness. The "official" GW reason is because we don't get along because FOKKEN XENOS (despite being xenos). The actual GW reason is becuz grimdark. The in universe reason is because we only actually did once and the Necrons are currently ignoring you. The real reason is because the Necrons are honorbaru like the tau claim to be with with an honor code and honor code comissar Necrons (praetorians) and everything and they look at you honor, see your disdain and refusal for melee combat, and think
Really I thought the tau were blue because the ethereal caste never allowed them to bust a load, giving them such blue balls that the blueness spreads throughout their bodies. It wasn't a hole in spacetime, it was a hole to the immaterium, the warp. Then again I don't expect a tau to understand what the warp even is other than magical hocus pocus to help you get people to join your fan club. View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_y00kb_jVc
A creature in my medieval setting: Malynos are medium humanoid females who prowl through dark forests on the hunt of flesh… and males, as that is how they produce more of their kind. Due to their unique physiology, any male can impregnate a Malynos. Often they will kill their victims directly after, though some are more twisted and bring the victims back to whatever den/cavern they spawned from. Malynos offspring are always female. They look akin to the Moon Elves, though their skin is a pale cream colour and they have various physical deformities. "Don't matter, dick wet" right?
Definitely. Deformities and rape dens only make them better. If only we had a Slaanesh/Dark Eldar emoticon.
Happy to be of service. Juromiu are female humanoids who look like southern Gotti, but in reality they are kin to spiders. They lure males or females of other species into their domain, and, when the individual is distracted, the Juromiu will bind the other party’s legs together with magic silk that spring from the Juromiu’s wrists. Juromiu are infertile. Kinda leaving this one ambiguous :I
Ah yes, the "Warp". A plane of existence outside of the physical universe made up of the energy of deceased souls. We have dismissed that claims. Clearly it's a dimensional rift your species tried to harness and lost control of. Having since tried to cover up your past mistakes with delusions of grandeur and deity creation. The Tau will not make such disappointing mistakes.
