Ever feel like your slowly becoming a chaos space marine or rengade but become so Nihilistic you dont wanna join either of the four and thinking about going to join the sons of malice?
Why be a fool made of flesh when you can be a glorious Decepticon, never have i felt better than when i was butchering autobots as Megatron
Traditionally Grog is made from Rum with water and sometimes the addition of pickled lime juice and possibly brown sugar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog You are not Galvatron!
First they'd need to find a VCR to prove I had ancient knowledge. Until then they'll just assume I'm playing with tech and be too arrogant to know the truth. The Weeb is strong in this one... brah! As for your survival rate, if you're lucky you'd be a blank and if the Necrons found you they could turn you into a Pariah.