*Shoots you with a Volkite.* *Shot goes through you and hits @Calistian_Zathos injuring both of you.*
Inferior weapons do nothing to me You are inferior Remove yourself from existence to spare yourself the pain and embarrassment of being removed by someone as superior and awesome as myself
GAH! right in the kidney! speaking of RP generators, found one for making your own space marine chapter. https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Space_Marine_Chapter_Creation_Tables Here's mine Was founded for a crusade Founded in the 35th millenium Our Progenitors are.......*sigh*......the God damn ultramarines (10% to get a Mutated Catalepsean Node AKA Narcolepsy/ Insomnia.) We have a flawed Geneseed that makes us not want to fight in any way other than going up to the enemy and punching the crap out of them. Our demeanor is that we are "scions of mars" (whatever that means, I'm assuming it has something to do with tech) Our most beloved legend is our master of sanctity who is known to be the bane of orks so that they fear his very name. We rule a urban civilized world from a distance occasionally stealing their children. We ARE codex adherent......(fuking gulliman) Our combat doctrine is ....get this.... terror. Our chapter beliefs is that we......ugh......revere .....the...........revere the primarch. (*Sob* Why is my chapter so gay?) Chapter is at full strength fully fit for battle. We are buddy buddy with the Adepta Sororitas (as we enjoy looking at their asses in battle.....) We are arch enemies of a Deamon, Deamon prince, or a disciple of chaos Oh and we've enslaved the Hrud.....for the lols So in conclusion..... Imagine the ultramarines in a densely populated area, living as little more than urban legends. They worship Girlyman, yet ironically use terror tactics to get thier way by fighting criminals. They are stealthy yet high in tech. About 100 of us have severe sleep issues. Only showing up when some asshole Greater Deamon decides to show up. and we always kick his ass occasionally getting help from sexy nuns. so in short: Loyalist Batman chapter (checkmate Curze) Oh and BTW We are called the Repentant Giants and our colors are Green with a blue trim. and using the oh so great SM paiter I created a preview of what our typical space marine looks like..... aaaaaaannnnnnddd bam
http://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/1.761741?v=8E9A556A0D3A4B42C3830D92C69C4C4E I swear that Palestinians aren't even human... Jokes aside this is absolute bullshit if true
Chapter - Red Terrors Colours - Red and gold trim Heraldry - Golden claw on a red background Why was the chapter founded? Strategic Prognostication, at some point this Chapter will need to be somewhere and need to be there fast to deal with something. When was the Chapter founded? 41st Millenium Who was the Chapter's Progenitor? FUCKING ULTRAMARINES! Gene-Seed Purity: The Chapter had an altered stock of Gene-Seed with their Catalepsean Node being mutated so around 10% of the Chapter are now stuck in constant state of battle readiness for months but will crash for some time at some point. This 10% think about spending this time awake "Living it to the max" before crashing out. Chapter Demeanour? Brothers in Battle, some Sisters of Battle tried to get some Red Terrors to go off and do some shit, the Chaplain's response was "BRO'S BEFORE HOES!". Figure of Legend? A Chapter Master with a mutated caralepsean node who fucking hates Chaos and beat the shit out of a Daemon Prince then proceeded to have a nap for a few days after beating the shit out of said Daemon Prince with a Thunder Hammer. Chapter Homeworld? Some Desert Hive World where the Chapter rules from a distance who sometimes come down and steal children. Chapter Organisation? A uniquely organised Chapter who favour the doctrine of Thunderhawk assaults and because the Chapter is needed somewhere at some point quickly Devastators were considered useless so there is more space for faster marines. The Red Terrors also have their own specialised Land Speeders to pimp around in laughing at those who don't "Pimp their rides". Chapter Belief? The Chapter has a fanatical belief that the Emperor is a God and uses them as his instrument to fuck up unbelievers. Repentance must be given if success is not full as the Emperor must be displeased. Chapter's Strength? Under strength since that day the Chapter Master at the time decided that taking out the Anti-Aircraft weaponry some Iron Warrior Warsmith put up claiming that and I quote "Don't dare attack my Daemon Fortress". Because of this the Chapter is recovering and will probably be back to full strength in a few decades and the Chapter Master is still repenting to the Emperor for not going fast enough. Chapter relations? The Red Terrors became best bros with the White Scars when they decided to go fuck up the day of some Dark Eldar who wanted to out run them ending up in a game of who can catch who with the White Scars catching the Red Terrors only after fucking up a few more Dark Eldar. Chapter Enemies? The Chapter absolutely hates the Emperor's Children as some fucker came in and went faster than all of them then shouted something about Warp Dust and Cocaine then disappeared in a flash back to the Warp. Ever since they've been looking for that fucker to be him in a race. Xenos? Some Tau also amused the Chapter when they tried to beat them in a race. They're not cool but at least amusing. Gotta count for something I guess. TLDR Some Ultramarine Descendants who come from a sandy hiveworld, BFFs with the White Scars, 10% suffer from being awake for months then crash out, got fucked over by an Iron Warrior depleting half the Gene-Seed, hate the Emperor's Children, the Chapter Master fucked up a Daemon Prince, love red colours, laugh at Tau, fly around in things that go fast like Thunderhawks and Speeders, think Big E is a God and believe 100% in Bro's Before Hoes. Amusing.
Chapter - Lions of the Night Colours - Black with gold trims Heraldry - A Golden Nostroman Lion on a black background. Chapter was created because a crusade was needed to beat the shit out of some Xenos/Heretics somewhere and didn't give a fuck where the Gene-Seed would come from. The Chapter was founded in the 35th Millennia. The Chapter's Gene-Seed is a rarity with it coming from a Traitor Legion known as the Night Lords. The Gene-Seed they have is flawed and has set them apart from their Progenitor and is probably why the Night Lords threw this shit away... The Chapter likes to do shit really fast killing everyone as fast as possible. Usually leave a mess as well so people know something happened... The Chapter met with some Inquisition fellows once, they didn't get along the Inquisition wanted to question people but the Chapter laughed and killed everyone instead, they also didn't hide their origins from the Inquisition. Once the Inquisitors learnt of their origins then threatened to have them become Excommunicate Traitoris, the Chapter didn't think too highly of this and cut the heads from the Inquisition then carried on with their orders to bring death to the planet they were above. They avoid the Inquisition whenever possible. So the Chapter was pretty much founded by a Night Lord Chaplain who was still loyal to Big E and took some Gene-Seed with him to create his own part of the Legion which would oppose the Traitors. Thing is he got stuck travelling for some time in the Warp, the Imperium found and used the Gene-Seed but the Chapter still believes that their legendary founder will one day return to them and help kill the Imperium's enemies. The homeworld for the Chapter is rather civilised ice world and kept in order by the Chapter's iron fist with them acting as judge, jury and execution for any who cross the law. Also they do taxes for the planet. The Chapter is rather unique in its organisation as they think that Scouts are silly and stupid so they send the trainees to their Homeworld to keep law and order, decorate if need be with guts and what not of the guilty. Once they reach Astarte levels of maturity they head around the Galaxy to use what they've learnt else where. Every Astarte of the Chapter wears a medallion similar to that of the Night Lords with their names engraved on the medallion and some Nostroman wording on the back. Once they learnt of their origins and some information of their Primarch was discovered the Chapter fell in love with the Night Haunter's teachings and see his lessons for the Imperium needing to be taught again and how the rest of the Imperium should adopt his lessons. They do not see the Night Haunter as a Traitor but more just in the wrong place at the wrong time with the scraps of history they've been able to get their hands on. They also do not know the fate of their Primarch except from hearsay from various Imperial groups. Even though the Chapter has a flawed Gene-Seed their ranks are overflowing with more than the Codex Astartes dictates with the Chapter needing increased ships within the Fleet to compensate for this. The Chapter became best friends with some of the Officio Assassinorum when they had some of their more "skilled" marines assist them in some missions. The Chapter met with some Night Lords a few times, at first they were unknown to the Night Lords till they started talking then the Night Lords noticed medallions and shit like Nostroman words dotted around and they then called the Chapter nothing more than defective bitches. They'd have probably killed the Chapter if they weren't over the recommended strength for a Chapter as it intimated the Night Lords away without violence or it could have been the Night Lords finding it amusing that they as some of the most hated Legionaries to ever exist were now within the Imperium itself. They did give out of some strange respect a copy of the Night Haunter's death to them but declared it a fake to split their relation with the Imperium and claim he is still out in the Galaxy somewhere needing their help. The Chapter once met with a Tau fleet and thought common ground was there when there was talk of the Greater Good but miscommunication happened when they started wanting them to join the Tau Empire and suck Etheral Cock while the Chapter explained that the Greater Good is killing a million so two million could keep on living and so to prove this they killed the Tau Forces so the Imperium could keep living in other places. That was fun. Gonna fuck off now.
