the new young recruits made that one, they had to do all the exercises, with real knives, clothed only in baby oil..
did I'z git dat lion git hiz gift yet? It seyz derez also a Lyra person on here but I'z kant find dem...
dey squeeze oil oudda deir skinz yes which wun? da super anal wrecker dildo set or da cleen mint condition robes?
... i will gladly have the first... i need it to motivate my slaves... nothing motivates a slave harder than a sore ass and a puddle of their own- never mind off topic
*cuddles it like a baby* thank you rokky... *scoots back off to my flat and you hear panicked cries from slaves*
All right you degenerates, It's Khornemas time. He's making a list He's checking it twice He doesn't give a damn if you've been naughty or nice Santa Claws is cutting you down He sees when you are weeping He knows when's your wake He knows if you'll run or fight So fight for the Blood God's sake It's time to shout It's time to die You better not rout I'm telling you why Santa Claws is cutting, you down
