*it's a "illustrated wych training guide" it's very heavily illustrated with pictures*

Look in the sky kids, wots dat?

*removes bow*
Do not decorate me

*tucks it in his coat*

uhh fank youze lassie dis iz a noice gift!

yer Necron friend bedda git hiz act togevva or he'z goin on da krumpin list 'stead ov da givin' list

Alroighty alroighty yer not a fan ov bows! so ow'z about sum missle toe?!

*puts missletoe on yer shoulda, cep't instead ov pansy flowery missletoe itz teeny rokkits bundled together*

I do not require a gift, for all pale in comparison to the gift of being a necron

...

alroight how about dis den...

*gives you a smol Macha doll*

I am sure Daver would like it

...

who da zog iz...

nevamoind go an..git zugged or sumtin youze made me behind on me schedual!

now who else iz I'z missin...I'z gave Cthulhu dat body pillow alreddy an..hrm..

Daver is the psychomancer of the Sacarelica and enjoys the company of inferiors because he has no friends in the Royal Court

OI I'Z TRYIN TA READ ME LIST! QUIET!