*pushes you into the van*
*inside there are about 6 bloodbrides and a lot of rope*
*dives in afterwards*
*the van starts rocking*

*had gotten bored and wandered off*

AH! RUNNING AWAY I SEE!

Ow, my tail.
No, not that there.
Oh fine, but you owe me a new axe.
Nah, that shit is nasty, get it out of here.
Are you a fucking furry or some shit? Stop licking my pelt.

*is skinning you alive and castrating you*

I also hear that if you dont have a chimney he can deflate his entire body so he can fit under your door.

Wow, that escalated quickly.
And went to very boring places.
I expected better of you.

*throws your skinless dickless self out of the van and drives away*

Just when I thought we had something.
*shrugs and walks over to a gate to the Abyss, jumps in, jumps out fine once more*
Welp. Last time I listen to a Raven.

hey i dont do this kinda stuff for free and you had no money...
you broke ass mother fuka

Actually, I did.