Datz hot. Datz a hot way to live. Don't worry ladz. Iz got a friend on da outside. Wez gotta do em some favors when wez get out. View: https://youtu.be/_elyaYaQW80
.....I have begun Christmas day with 4 beers and Red Marked...and it's just now going on morning...I have a BBQ ahead of me. Emperor help my battered mind...for I am dizzy For the Emperor! For Ultramar! FOR SANTA!
Gnolls are always festive. They're always laughing, their fur is a mottled green and rust patchwork, and they're always in the mood of giving.... Well, more often than not they give an axe to the back. Or an arrow. Or they mimic your recently deceased and then laugh at your face as they dismember you. Honestly surprised people dislike gnolls so much. Pretty swell guys, I would say.
Did somebody say "babies"? ... Can I, uh, "give" them back to their parents. Seeing as how it IS xmas and all that... If you catch my drift... *coughs*
I hear he has a special key that can open any locked door, just in case there isn't a chimney. He's also very good at avoiding traps, because he gets past the ones I set every year to catch him so I can steal that key! Apparently he's very good at getting into places he shouldn't. I hear he penetrates the defences of a planet called Apokolips just to give someone called Darkseid a lump of coal.
*sighs heavily* Alright, don't catch my drift. Jeez. *Waltzes away and then comes back with a burlap sack* It's for leftovers.
*snatch's teleporter and armor back before hoping into truck* YEAH! WE DID IT! right Ferrus?! Ferrus?! *Accidently had left Ferrus in the cell with Selina* IT'S OKAY CAENTYR! I WILL HOLD HER OFF! DON'T DO IT FERRUS! SHE'LL KILL YOU! again. IT'S OKAY CAENTYR! I HAVE SACRIFICED MYSELF AT ISTAVAAN V AND I WILL DO SO NOW! GO! GO SAVE CHRISTMAS! *turns to face Selina (or more like Selina's boot)* LET'S TANGO BITCH! *slowly hops over to you and bumps into your leg before tipping over*
