*Is instantly arrested for public nudity and thrown in jail. hangover kicks in.* So this is how it is: spending Christmas eve in jail. *sigh* Well that could have been better *Ferrus begins to cry* Oh Ferrus, Im sorry. *Sniff* That's Ok Caen...*Tiny arms attached to jar begin to play jailhouse harmonica.* View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq8Rh7MnRQc I just wanted to give people a merry Christmas.....
I'll do dat, n one better. I'll name a tactical battle brother Lyons. Spoilers, they die at da end. Happy Orkmas ya Grotz!
*Ork Pirate in the corner moves out of the shaodws* Wot ya en fer? Me? Got enta a fight with a fat bitch over a waffle iron at da minimall.
*blushes a dark green* Awwwww, ain't dat swell. Fank ya spiky ear. Yer all right. Here have dis. *hands a slightly damaged book*
Fuckin fat old bearded man breaking into my house through my chimney at night to leave stuff under a tree i for some reason have in my living room for me to open in the morning. its disrespectful to me and my family.
yeeeeeeeeee i don't normally eat babies... not when their minds and bodies are so easy to meld... you can slowly turn them into something so much better than a slave... you can make them loyal to you, body and soul... *sigh* i love my job...
Were both in for Public nudity and drunkenness in public *sigh* If only there was a way outta here...... I could really use a Christmas miracle.
