*Walks into thread.* *Notices something about @Lion_El_Jonson.* *Surreptiously pulls out Laser Screwdriver and scans him.* Damn Primarch reflexes. He was too fast for it. But it did partially get him! Just be sure to deactivate the lethality on it before you do that, or you'll only end up with a very realistic doll.
Na, knowing @The_Dokta it's probably a seal to lure in a daemon to posses me. Or some evil shit like that. Normally I'd be upset by this, but all eldar are inherently lightweights and I am drunk as fuck right now so I really don't give a shit. LET'S DO THIS SHIT! *Teleports next to necron head and Lion with Ferrus jar in hand and Amasec in other. Jar is filled with Amasec* N-nOw, SeE tHeRe FeRrUs? ThAt CoUlDa BeEn YoU! sO nOw YoU hAvE sOmEtHiNg To Be ThAnKfUlL fOr ThIs ThAnKsGiViNg. DuDe.........It'S nOt......ThAnKsGiViNiNg. WhAt? *Shakes jar with both hands* DoN't MeSs WiTh Me MaN! No BrO.....It'S......lIkE....hAlLoWeEn..... AwW fUcK! i FoRgOt ThE cAnDy.....WeLlLlLlLlL oFf To WaLmArT *Teleports away* *You find a random note that says.....* Dear @The_Raven Left to warp to get halloween candy for thanksgiving. P.S. Rokdak asked me to give him your panties.....it was ALLL his ideas P.S.S. I Iz The Drunk P.S.S.S. What are you doing later?
*hunts you down and ambushes you* *slowly takes off your armour, stabs you in the dick, and then runs away with your teleportation pack*
