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So This Is Where The Heretics Reside?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Tiberius-Publicus, Oct 23, 2013.

  1. *looks out from the murk*
    bah
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  2. I think I remember a few things similar, where the Mecha is either a biological based system or it is a mechanical Mecha that uses biological components, but something happens and the pilot and mecha biologically merge. I can't remember what it is though.


    I do remember Mecha that are biological based includes the Sacred Mechanoids in Tenchi Muyo! War On Geminar, the Neon Genesis Evangelion mechs, and the power armour that the Knight Sabers wear in Bubblegum Crash. But I am sure there are others.

    How are you Captain Britain?
    If it's your Avatar, I'm sorry but I can't see it. Literally!
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    The party, after being trapped in the hull of a ship by Cultists of Wee Jas, escaped their cage by having our Rogue steal back all of our equipment from outside through liberal use of the Blink spell. The next hurdle was...we were still on a ship. That was swarming with Cultists. Miles away from land.

    Never fear, just continue with MurderHobo Tactic #1: kill everything and don't forget the loot!

    Our (rather oversized) party consisted of a Bard (Spoons, the elderly spoon-wielding ladies' man), a Cleric (incompetent to the extreme), a Druid(Thamior Liadon, my favorite character to date, who bothered our DM to the extreme by turning into a Dire Tiger, summoning ass-tons of animals, and having a pet Bison), a Monk (Derek "Da Dirk" Dirksmith, who had an unfortunate stutter), a Rogue (typical scumbag who constantly stole from everyone, including the other party members, and was currently wearing a pair of Kingly Underwear +3, stolen from none other than the King himself...after bedding the Queen, of course) and a Wizard (generic powerhouse munchkin whose proudest moment was when he used a ridiculous metamagic combo and damage vulnerability trickery to one-shot a Purple Worm), all of whom were at mid-level.

    To make a short story even shorter, we swabbed the deck with everything we came across. Everything, that is, until we reached the ladder.

    See, in order to ascend to the next level and continue the carnage, we would've had to climb a narrow ladder up a shaft, one at a time, and pass through a hatch. The issue here was that, at the top of this hatch in a 15'x15' room, stood 8 guards all readied to attack, with their leader standing on the hatch itself, bringing the total to 9.

    One by one, the adventurers clambered up the shaft. One by one, they received a brutal smackdown and fell. Some lucky few caught themselves by grabbing onto their team mates as they fell, but not all were so lucky.

    Eventually, the Bard sent one lucky spell past the Cultist leader and put a bunch of the mooks around the edges of the room to sleep. Next up was my Druid. I looked at the DM, smiled my evilest smile, and said, "I'm casting Summon Nature's Ally VI."

    The DM thought he'd curbed my adding to his precious initiative count and smugly replied, "You can't summon anything above human size, you'll sink the ship."

    "Who said anything about summoning anything big?"

    "What else would you need such a high level spell for?"

    "I summon five dinosaurs, then hasten a casting of Summon Nature's Ally V for another three."

    "But...but there are only two open spaces left in the room."

    "And?"

    The room became packed with dino-flesh, and what few low-health guards were left became little more than Cultist pancakes. The leader, however, was lucky enough to have merely been shoved into the open shaft hole below him. Unluckily for him, however, he somehow fell in backwards, with only his ass stuck in the hatch.

    The DM, now thoroughly done with our shenanigans, asked the Wizard what he wanted to do.

    "I can't go up, right?"

    "No. The Cultist's big, hairy ass is in your face."

    "I cast Burning Hands."

    (pause) "Roll."

    *Wizard rolls a nat 20*

    We have a standing rule that crits must be accompanied by a catchphrase of some sort, so the DM asked the Wizard what his will be.

    "I...I put my hand on the Cultist's ass."

    "Wait, what?"

    "Fire in the hole.""

    - Submitted story to "Table Titans - Tales From the Table"

    Topkek.
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  4. Yeah but I don't really remember any that actually breathe, or actually BLEED for that matter.

    Plus I still haven't gotten around to watching Evnagelion's Bizzare Jojos
  5. dx144 dx144 Well-Known Member

    As always but effort man, I really don't care reasons why things are purple so long as they are.

    If purple necrons are real then I'd be interested.

    Similar to when I learnt Smurfs had a company that wore purple, when I found out it was just a little trim I backed away.

    No need to go create me my own Dynasty. Fuck it make your Necrons have Purple and I'd be interested.
  6. whenever someone insults Britain i undergo a transformation
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  7. dx144 dx144 Well-Known Member

    What if someone praises Britain?
  8. then i undergo a far more terrible one
  9. dx144 dx144 Well-Known Member

    Ah, good thing that never happens then. *Insert Troll Face*
  10. Britain is shit tier tho

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